destielandjohnlock-inthetardis:
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
And in that moment, I swear we were all Sherlock.
#philosophy of the fanfic writers
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When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
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this is really selfish but
why can’t mental illness be like any other kind of sickness where you go to hospital and your loved ones come and give you flowers and tell you that they love you and hold your hand and make sure you get better
why doesn’t that happen instead of awkward silences and embarrassing tears and messy bedsheets and a bunch of other stuff no one actually talks about
w h y
I can’t find a single selfish thing in that.
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the third time I’ve broken my hip this week
YOLO
“Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE”
“Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.”
“Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!”
“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”
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Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
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the creator of tumblr looks like hussies long lost brother
What if they’re ectosiblings?
or what if
omg this post
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I held my breath at the last one.
IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT
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The pimps in NYC are fly.
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i guess you could say that finding nemo 2 is… offishial.
get out
i’m trying help
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in the 3rd grade i started a rumour that there was dementors in the school and only i could see them and this girl said one of them attacked her while she was in the bathroom and the entire school was in hysterics and it went on for months
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I heard your shoes are too big, is that true?
how can people actually hate him
THE SECOND ONE
HE IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
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NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY